I really have no idea what I am doing
My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
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yonderdarling:

wisped:

It’s 2014 can girls please stop wearing heart shaped aviators and flower crowns to festivals

it’s 2014 can people stop telling girls how to dress

bedpartymakeover:

25 year old Chen Yen-hui recreates makeup looks from the Tang dynasty

People gotta signal boost the fuck out of this because you know it won’t get the attention it deserves till a white bitch copies it

casfucker:
paradisaic:

no wonder these little shits are endangered they just lay around in vulnerable spots like fat garbage bags of fat all day

paradisaic:

no wonder these little shits are endangered they just lay around in vulnerable spots like fat garbage bags of fat all day

bespectacledtitan:

There’s a few things I want to see Levi do before the end of snk
One of them is smile
Another one is Erwin

wearethenats:

cooljaku:

aobatoppingnoiz:

fuck I have seen this post on my dash at least 4 times today and it took me until just now to realize it was spongebob?? I wasnt reading the text before, and it took me a further 30 seconds to realize that was mr krabbs

This art is so good but spongebob human designs make me feel so strange like I am looking at this and Eugene Krabs is hot and Im not sure if thats something Im willing to accept

Oh.my.God.

amor-amore-compensatur:

that’s true friendship